If he’s as hung as an Evian bottle, it’s best to look away.

Never let a dog sleep in your bed, especially three dogs.

Pre-ejaculation while jetting a plane over Italy causes turbulence.

Always name your butt plug after Anderson Cooper.

Your vagina can take a guy’s shaft and nuts…at the same time.

~ Guest Post from Avery Aster ~ 25 New Yorker Insights Learned in Undressed by Avery Aster Click here to see a listing of all the blog stops–the more you comment, the better your chances of winning! In the novel, the heroine makes herself Fuck-it Buckets which are candy filled buckets from Dylan’s Candy bar (or any candy store) when she’s stressed out. All’s fair in love and fashion!Īvery will be awarding a 6-month membership to Dylan’s Candy Bar Candy of the month Club to one randomly drawn commenter. Lex’s Louboutins are dug in deep to win this war. So what if she named her favorite vibrator after him? With Fashion Week approaching, she’ll do whatever it takes to secure the fabrics she needs to make her clothing line an international success-even sleep with her rival. She’ll be damned if she’ll let an Italian stud muffin knock her down.

Upper East Side designer Lex Easton has already endured her fair share of hard knocks. But once they meet, what’s he willing to give to get her in his bed? Ramping up his fabric company to go global with a new apparel brand, he ruthlessly stops supplying fabrics to the American client who inspired the collection. Milan’s notorious playboy, Prince Tittoni, seems to have everything-Lamborghinis, exotic women, palaces throughout Europe and business success.